Filed under: Drugs, Hot Damn | Tags: blur tool, cut & paste, Krystal, photo, photoshop
My favorite picture of Krystal is this one:
The photography extroardinaire has earned my respect forever more. Note how the focus is directed towards her attractive physique. I sincerely appreciate the stark contrast between the blur of the background and the grainy sharpness of her person.
Images like this should be revered and respected for all time. I give Krystal an overall A+ for emotional, snazzy self-portraiture.
Filed under: J'ACCUSE, Sex | Tags: gay, http://www.thetgozone.com, TGO is gay, TGO Says
The gods have spoken.
Yes, that strapping young lad on the left is TGO, and the man with the basketball is none other than the famous Angus. This is concrete proof that TGO is gay. And uncircumcised!
According to TGO, I am this person.
Sadly enough, she is not fat enough to be me. In the summer of 1937 I tragically gained a massive amount of weight after my post-divorce binge.
Filed under: J'ACCUSE, You Swine! | Tags: blocked, harassment, Krystal, proxy, restraining order, stalking, torture
God I love proxies! There seems to be no end to them.
I think Krystal blocked me! Which sucks because I absolutely love her site. And her adorable little themes. And those fantastic photos of her where she poses on piles of lumber.
All I said was that I thought the name “Nicole” was the most beautiful name in the world!
I guess she disagrees. I think she secretly hates me. This makes me quite sad. Quite.
Nobody steals layouts anymore. It’s very discouraging. All there is are random accusations about what happened in the past, and that doesn’t interest me. IT’S ALL ABOUT THE NEW, PEOPLE! Let go of the past, and start new drama. For my sake. Gosh.
I mean, gee, I would start stealing themes and all but I am too lazy to pay for a customizable WordPress. So, I guess you guys lucked out.
Sarah’s kind of interesting I guess, but her blog is boring. TGO is starting to bore me as well because I think he’s ignoring me. My pleas for attention have gone unanswered. This frightens me and if I don’t get enough attention from TGO I might as well explode.
An assortment of people have been trying to find out who I am. Krystal, however, simply asked me. This came as a shock to me because I am fondly accustomed to the involvement of spying, private investigation and hired assassins in getting to know new friends.
By asking me who I am, most would assume that my answer would have some sort of grain of truth to it. This is not so in the least. You see, what I love about the internet is that I can totally mold myself into the most ridiculous entity I possibly can. I have done so before. I fondly remember making up bogus accounts on DeviantART and commenting on horrendous “furry” art. So, presently, I cannot give away my mild mannered identity but I can give you a few hints:
1. I am not actually Jewish, and
2. My boyfriend is only half imaginary.
I know, it’s not fair, but I’m too busy photoshopping finding evidence of TGO’s sexy romps with his lover Angus to ever pay attention to such trivial details as “real life.”
I got this great new theme yesterday. Unfortunately, WordPress doesn’t allow me to edit CSS so, tragically, I can’t make my layout exactly like Krystal’s. This made me cry for a couple hours before my imaginary boyfriend visited my trailer to comfort me. Then we had imaginary sex. He gave me five imaginary orgasms.
As you can see, I can be a very emotional person. Fortunately, my imaginary boyfriend understands and appreciates this. He loves me for who I am despite the fact that I may be subject to involuntary twitching, involuntary jerking, involuntary speaking, involuntary stalking, and involuntary murder.
In other news, I’d like to give a shout out to Heath Ledger, who died nobly for our country.
I’d also like to give a shout out to: TGO, who voted for Bush; Sarah, who is a total spaz; and all the other little people who helped me get where I am today.
Visit the humble abode of my dear friend Kailie Flynn. Her address is http://truebrilliance168.wordpress.com. She is my celestial twin and we perform Wiccan ceremonies together naked in trees and stuff. It’s cool.
Filed under: Drugs, Hot Damn, You Swine! | Tags: TGO, babies, Nicstole, very funny jokes
Things are odd in Nicole Land. First of all, I’m being accused of being about 3 different people. While this makes sense since I post from several computers, it makes me confused because I already have a severe multiple personality disorder and most of my friends are, in fact, me.
Meanwhile, I’m in the process of finding a layout that most closely resembles Krystal’s. And I’m going to continue on my mission to out TGO.
However, my next big project is to have a baby! Everyone congratulate me. I’ll just have to find a man to rape. Wish me luck!
