GOD my blog has gotten dull. The most insane thing I’ve seen all day is the coffee I was making this morning, which trickled down pathetically into the pot and was grossly reminiscent of urination.
I’m really enjoying the abundance of passive-agressiveness as of late. Since Krystal is out of town, I’m glad to see that some people are trying to start a little drama of their own. Fabulous! Just what I like to see. All I really need to do is be passive-aggressive RIGHT BACK AT THEM!
I enjoy it. I really do. Almost as much as I enjoy acting like TGO and copying his every move. Mmmmm!
Filed under: Shgjbks, You Swine! | Tags: death threats, friendly, harassment, jokes, restraining order, your worst nightmare
It is SO hard to face rejection. I ONLY tried to add Krystal about 70 times on Myspace! Oh Krystal, you know how much I admire and adore you. It breaks my heart when you tell me to fuck off. It makes me cry when you threaten to report me. Oh so much. Why can’t we be friends, wonderful, fabulous Krystal? Why don’t we ever stay in touch anymore? Remember how much fun we used to have together?
Filed under: Hot Damn | Tags: beefy curtains, christine, graphic and disturbing images, online relationships, spencer, t3h internetz
I posed these thoughtful questions in response Spencer’s blog on thetgozone.com, and I’d be more than delighted to post them again for the general public.
That’s nice, I thought you didn’t visit TGO’s site no more? So how did you know what was posted, if you didn’t visit TGO’s site?
Maybe she got an anonymous tip, TGO-style.
Probably because you’ve ripped on me repeatedly before, treated me like shit the whole time (that I was chasing you and trying to be serious with you).
why would you want to be with someone who was promiscuous with her own relatives?
You promised me you’d never do that again.
You’ve done that before? By god, why wasn’t I there?
I’m also willing to answer anything you want to know.
I have a question. Why in fuck’s name do you date people on the internet? Why the shit do you give naked pictures of yourself to your online boy toy, that were ACTUALLY meant for your brother? What the flying fuck?
Perhaps? I don’t really remember anymore. But if I did, everyone please send her a Valentines Day card k…
I don’t believe in Valentine’s day. I don’t believe in love. No, not after this tragic day in history.
I feel that I have the right to pick apart the sad remnants of this relationship because they were meant for the general public in the first place. Being on the Internet, and all.
Because the Internet is SO personal and intimate. I want to vomit. I think I’m becoming bulimic, because this puking thing is most certainly a habit.
Filed under: Hot Damn, Sex | Tags: christine, church, cunnilingus, fat bearded man, god, jesus, lesbian, vag, vagina
Thanks to Spencer, I’ve finally gotten acquainted with the visage of Christine. Inspired by this collection of strange and disturbing photos, I’ve decided to write a list. List-making is one of my favorite activities, especially when I’m suffering a severe mental breakdown. My psychoanalyst suggested it. Enjoy!
List of Things I Like
- Christine’s dog.
- Christine’s face.
- The picture of Christine in front of a parking lot wearing sunglasses.
- Hot Wheels toy cars.
List of Things I Don’t Like
- Christine And Friend having lesbian sex in a shower.
- Christine And Friend having lesbian sex in a bed.
- Christine having buttsex with Male Friend With No Balls and/or Female Friend with Shiny Red Dildo.
- Being generally surrounded by vaginas.
- Oh look! Christine goes to church.
- Christine’s large, bearded friend.
- Is that a vagina?
- Christine’s nipple piercings. Jesus.
- Speaking of Jesus, doesn’t this nice girl go to church?
I’d blog more about something, anything, but my entrails crawled out of my body and hid behind something and I have to go find them.
Filed under: Drugs | Tags: boring, ceiling fan, moron, Tiffany, village idiot
I’ve just been nominated Village Idiot.
This comment by Maria brightened my day and brought a smile to my face.
you are one fucked up bitch. why can’t you just leave people alone? i know sarah she is better than you you stupid cunt. so what if shes frends with tgo??? whats it to you stupid bitch. youre all house bitches who av nothin better to do than to bash ppl. go look after ur nasty bratty kids!!!
Maybe that comment was meant for somebody else, because I’m not quite sure who Sarah is. Was that the one who thought I was Krystal? Oh dear! Currently, I have no problem with her OR TGO! I don’t even have a problem with Krystal! You see, I love everyone.
Apparently Maria knows quite a lot about me, though. I do, in fact, have at least 20 nasty, bratty kids. Approximately half of them are cats, but I never keep track. And no, I don’t take care of them. So, thanks for the tip, Maria!
Ta ta for now.
Filed under: Shgjbks | Tags: anger, chaos, confusion, hatred, photoshop, themes
Well, for the next few days/hours/years or so I’ll be changing themes so much it will make your fucking head spin. I just fucked up a particular photoshop graphic I happened to be proud of, so I’ll be redoing that puppy before I start trying to stay with one theme I like. Meanwhile, you’ll have to sit back and watch while my blog becomes a tornado of CSS confusion.
I looked at my blog stats today. The search terms used to find my blog are really creepy. I think my favorite one is “Don’t steal my secrets.”
My blog stats are really interesting.
Filed under: Drugs | Tags: intelligence, Krystal, magic, paganism, philosophy, retards, very funny jokes, witty humour
A wise old man named “Krystal” once gave me a life-changing piece of information:
I am somewhat eccentric, geeky and a total intellect. In fact, very rarely will I lose an intellectual battle. I suggest that you submit and admit defeat now rather than challenging me to a battle of wits.
In a friendly act of rivalry, I will attempt to challenge the master. Who will win the battle of wits? How does one go about fighting with their wits? About what should we battle? Those questions will be answered in my next blog, or the next Star Wars movie, whichever comes first.
One intriguing aspect comes up, and that is the thought that Krystal and I appear to have twin souls. I realized this when we started independently developing identical websites and ideologies. Interesting! Excuse me while I delve into the spiritual world of the mind. Perhaps Krystal and I are truly meant to be one entity. Perhaps we will come together to become the Ultimate Destructor.
Only time will tell, my children. Only time will tell.
