It’s true. The internet has not been doing much for me these days. I journeyed to the darkest parts of the web. I browsed horrid vampire art. I became a /b/tard. I got an AIM account in hopes of finding a pedophile to troll. Still no hope for Nicole.
It seems that it will be difficult to replace the hole in my heart that Krystal left when she retreated from her little online battle station.
However, I did learn some interesting tips on how to be an internet insurgent. Honestly, I think Scientology is little more than a silly attempt at world fascism. As much as I’d love to go to a protest, it doesn’t seem quite worth protesting to me. The only people who truly believe in its values are celebrities. Come on, now. But still, an anonymous group taking down CoS single-handedly sounds appealing as maybe a movie or something.
I haven’t been thinking a lot about web design, not to mention coding. I wrote some bad poetry about pancakes.
I hope that someday I can find a purpose in life that doesn’t have to do with subscribing to blog feeds or watching other people have all the fun hacking and such or whatever you kids do nowadays.
In fact, you know what? I would like to become a hacker. That will give me power, and possibly money.
Filed under: Drugs, Hot Damn | Tags: Buffalo Bill, Chris, death threats, Ex-Boyfriend, Hotmail, Sarah
Ever an expert on linguistics, Sarah’s ex boyfriend continues to impress her by saying this on revered Internet bully TGO’s website:
Hey u mother of a fucker im watching you asswipe i got the police tracking your page. Delete my name of your site or i wil l have it closed down my family work for the police and will track ur site.
i will have u killed you black fucker. Haha.
This guy Chris is accusing TGO of being A) not a mother fucker but the mother OF a fucker, and B) black.
And then we go to Sarah’s blog and discover more about this wonderful man. Go ahead and email him. You know you want to. Not that I’m a bigot of sorts, but this guy uses Hotmail. You know who also uses Hotmail? Krystal uses Hotmail. This leads me to the conclusion that Hotmail is the email client of kings.
i always be better and health than you in life, and ive lost alot of weight now im 10 stone now, alot thinning than your fat arse, i got a degree to show my hard work and with that get higher wages as well, i dont care because your a loser in life that has not job and no carear, when you die and dig you up and cut your head off and stick it on a stick on the wrekin saying a loser forever
He may always be better and health than you in life, but that doesn’t mean that he is a champion speller. He would like Sarah to know that he’s a lot thinning than her fat arse.
You know you are not actually attracted to women when you compare your weight to that of your ex-girlfriend.
Let’s take a look at some more nonsense:
you know what you big FAT Fucker who cannot even get in a house and sean is an ugly fucker who has a gay personality with his condition haha he needs to have a fucking face lift, if he thinks he is hard then come to my house you fat fucking with the most uglyest piece of shit of a man i aint scared of that dick head
Something I didn’t know before: When you have cerebral palsy, you are gay! Or, not quite gay. You just have a gay personality. That’s an important note.
I’ll close this entry with my favorite quote of all time:
cut your head off and stick it on a stick on the wrekin saying a loser forever
This one’s a winner, Sarah. I commend you for having dated him. Really, I do.
