Observations by Nicole

It’s true. The internet has not been doing much for me these days. I journeyed to the darkest parts of the web. I browsed horrid vampire art. I became a /b/tard. I got an AIM account in hopes of finding a pedophile to troll. Still no hope for Nicole.

It seems that it will be difficult to replace the hole in my heart that Krystal left when she retreated from her little online battle station.

However, I did learn some interesting tips on how to be an internet insurgent. Honestly, I think Scientology is little more than a silly attempt at world fascism. As much as I’d love to go to a protest, it doesn’t seem quite worth protesting to me. The only people who truly believe in its values are celebrities. Come on, now. But still, an anonymous group taking down CoS single-handedly sounds appealing as maybe a movie or something.

I haven’t been thinking a lot about web design, not to mention coding. I wrote some bad poetry about pancakes.

I hope that someday I can find a purpose in life that doesn’t have to do with subscribing to blog feeds or watching other people have all the fun hacking and such or whatever you kids do nowadays.

In fact, you know what? I would like to become a hacker. That will give me power, and possibly money.