Welcome to the most interesting blog in the world. It is run by me. By me, of course I mean Nicole, which is my name sometimes.
Here you will read stories about my life on the Internet, which is not quite as important as how bored I am in real life, but because of privacy issues, I’m not going to disclose EXACTLY how boring my life is. This may lead to lawsuit, and eventually, bankruptcy.
I have a disease called “Fair and Balanced Syndrome.” FABS occurs when one has absolutely no sense of humour. Fortunately, this means that I am completely neutral, yet informative. You can trust that it’s the truth when I say things like “TGO is gay” or “I love Krystuhl” or “My name is Nicole.”
I can assure you that this website will do one or many of the following:
- Make you laugh
- Make you cry
- Make you commit suicide
- Give you hives
- Ruin your life
- Make your penis bigger
- be DDOSed single-handedly by Krystal Draper
- Brainwash you and your children.
Browse at your own risk. You’re lucky you made it this far.
